I hate the Verizon wireless guy. Can you hear ME now? Shut the hell up! We get the picture. Yeah, Verizon. You're awesome. Woohoo. Now SHUT UP!
I hate theme park employees who yell at me to stop sitting on the metal railing. Maybe if you had a bench or something to sit on I wouldn't be doing it.
The phrase "not for nothin" because it makes absolutely zero sense and the person saying it appears as someone who didn't get out of the second grade
When old people get new devices such as an iPad and have no idea how to use it. I would make such better use of it.
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. Just stop it.
You know when you ask someone a simple, straightforward question and they spend ten solid minutes rambling on about everything in the world EXCEPT the answer to your simple, straightforward question? I hate that.
I hate when people talk to me when I'm brushing my teeth. I obviously can't talk back properly so what's the point?
When a utility sends you a letter about a rate increase that opens with: "In order to serve you better."
People who use abbreviations of words when they speak, when it would be just as fast to say the actual word.
Douche bags talking on their bluetooth devices in public very obnoxiously. No one cares what you are saying!