When ur on the internet and its going super slow and it suddenly freezes and a window pops up that says "Not Responding"... NO s**t !
When you get a really cute and expensive fish, then 2 days later your fish dies for no reason and theres no refunds!
I hate when somebody thinks that they own a band if they heard of them before other people. They will say "I heard of them first!" or "I showed you them!". Other people are allowed to like them besides you...
i haet bad grammerz liek dis
When you want to watch a clip of a movie on Youtube and it's either a fake, you get rick rolled, it gives you a link to another website because it was "removed".
When you get comfortable in bed and are about to fall asleep but you have to get up and do one more thing before you can.
Rappers who hit me with so much of the same thing (saying "hit me" sounds cool, huh).
People who get really offended when you compare someone to a famous person. "Did you just compare him to Jesus Christ?!" they say in an indignant tone. Yes, yes I did. IT'S JUST A COMPARISON. TAKE THE MAIN POINT AND MOVE ON.
The way my barber back-combs my hair, then just walks away mid-cut and leaves me there looking like a total nonce while he chats on the phone.
I hate when the hoops in a binder don't come together symmetrically. When you close it and its a bit off it is enough to make me go insane.
