I hate when you ask for something very specific for Christmas, and you get that something but a worse version of it because your family is cheap! But then they will get you like 5 other things that you don't want as well. Advice: Stick to the christmas list!!
I hate people who touch my xbox controller right after eating greasy foods. It seems like the grease stays on there forever!
I hate people who use the word "swag". If you say you have swag then you obviously don't have swag!
Don't you hate when someone calls you with a wrong number and you tell them they have the wrong number but they keep calling back.
Girls on facebook who edit their pictures to put sparkles and make duck faces in every picture
I absolutely hate it when girls comment on how nice and/or sweet I am.. in the long run, it gets me nowhere. Here's a big f**k you to any girl that has ever called me nice.
The muppets terrorised my childhood... especially the Swedish chef. I didn't know what it was about him, maybe it was the fact he didn't have eyes, just eyebrows. Even thinking of it now sent a shiver down my spine.
Doctors that keep you waiting for over an hour, spend 2 minutes with you, prescribe some pills that have far worse side effects than the benefits you'll receive, and you still feel like crap a week later!
What the hell is with teenage girls! It's like if a guy holds a door for you A FRICKEN DOOR! They immadiately think "OMG he likes me!" They then repeat a mantra of this while smiling to themselves throught the day. The next day is where the real fun starts. The next day the girl begins to stalk her victem pin-pointing his wherabouts throught the day and studying their habits. Soon the dude begins to feel uncomfortable. The Female is soon with the cold hard fact that this guy doesn't like her and falls into a pit of despair vowing a life of lonliness and contemplating becoming a nun. After a day of brooding, the female returns to her habitat waiting for her next unsuspecting victem.
My theory on Sesame Street: Sesame street is really a gang (the street looks like a ghetto and you never see anyone else but the characters), Elmo is a Blood. Cookie Monster is a Crypt(his cookies are filled with Marijuanna). Oscar is really a homless person that deals drugs. Big Bird is a Mob Boss.Snufflupagus(name sayz it all). And Gordon and all the real people are just stoned and all the puppets aren't really there.