I hate the one crazy bird that chirps all f**k ing night. Go to sleep like all your other birdy friends and shut the hell up!
when people text LiK3 ThIs aLl Th3 TiM3.
I hate when I get the tea party all set up and then realize that my 6 year old daughter's still at school. I fake eat the plastic food anyway.
I hate how as soon as I buy the latest iPhone, iPad, Mac or iPod; Apple goes ahead and announces a newer version. f**k you apple. You lower your prices so people buy your old s**t ty products before you announce your new ones.
I hate super serious people that don't want to laugh and have a good time. Party pooper!
My theory on Sesame Street: Sesame street is really a gang (the street looks like a ghetto and you never see anyone else but the characters), Elmo is a Blood. Cookie Monster is a Crypt(his cookies are filled with Marijuanna). Oscar is really a homless person that deals drugs. Big Bird is a Mob Boss.Snufflupagus(name sayz it all). And Gordon and all the real people are just stoned and all the puppets aren't really there.
I don't care for it when people dictate a Christmas list after you have bought them gifts and then they complain that the gifts are not up to their standards, especially when you are continuously paying for rent, school, books, gym membership, etc:)
I accidentally clicked on Internet Explorer. Now I need to wait for it to load before I can close it.
She has 600 million dollars in the bank, but Martha Stewart still has that big ugly mole on her cheek. Get it removed!
You know when you ask someone a simple, straightforward question and they spend ten solid minutes rambling on about everything in the world EXCEPT the answer to your simple, straightforward question? I hate that.