My theory on Sesame Street: Sesame street is really a gang (the street looks like a ghetto and you never see anyone else but the characters), Elmo is a Blood. Cookie Monster is a Crypt(his cookies are filled with Marijuanna). Oscar is really a homless person that deals drugs. Big Bird is a Mob Boss.Snufflupagus(name sayz it all). And Gordon and all the real people are just stoned and all the puppets aren't really there.
Submitted by: Jim on March 8, 2012 at 6:53PM
Cops who tailgate you, unsafely for miles as if you’re driving to slow, them knowing you’re not going to speed up, because there is a cop behind them!
Submitted by: Adam on March 23, 2012 at 12:40AM
I hate walking into spider webs. Then it sticks to you and you're wondering where the hell the spider is!
Submitted by: Kate on April 27, 2012 at 2:59PM
When people post their entire relationship on Facebook. I really don't care to know if you "miss him" or "wow I'm so done".
Submitted by: Brianna on April 4, 2012 at 12:54AM
I hate when there is an amazing movie and they make a crappy, unneeded sequel just to make more money. It totally ruins the first movie IMO.
Submitted by: Bob on June 28, 2012 at 8:04PM
I hate how as soon as I buy the latest iPhone, iPad, Mac or iPod; Apple goes ahead and announces a newer version. f**k you apple. You lower your prices so people buy your old s**t ty products before you announce your new ones.
Submitted by: Eric on April 1, 2012 at 12:12AM
I hate when I'm about to click a link, then the web page moves around and I mistakenly click on something I didn't want to. What is it about Web 2.0 sites that appear to finish loading, let the user look around, then suddenly move everything around to let the last piece of information slowly load on the page?
Submitted by: Bobby on May 18, 2012 at 7:17PM
I hate when you finish a homework assignment after hours of hard work and you find out that there is more to do!
Submitted by: Sid on May 5, 2012 at 7:24PM
I hate people who use the word "swag". If you say you have swag then you obviously don't have swag!
Submitted by: Emily on March 9, 2012 at 7:05PM
I hate when the 8 year old playing online video games knows more curse words than me.
Submitted by: Ted on May 2, 2012 at 12:07PM