When your mom keeps nagging you to get ready and then when you're ready to go, you have to wait for her.
When people talk s**t about my friends to me. Like, hello! They're my friends. I'm GOING to tell them, moron.
I hate how as soon as I buy the latest iPhone, iPad, Mac or iPod; Apple goes ahead and announces a newer version. f**k you apple. You lower your prices so people buy your old s**t ty products before you announce your new ones.
The way my barber back-combs my hair, then just walks away mid-cut and leaves me there looking like a total nonce while he chats on the phone.
I hate when an employee at Wal-Mart asks if I need something and I instinctively say no, when I actually do need something!
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Why is it raining all the time???
I hate it when my dad and brother never lift up the toilet seat when they go pee.
I accidentally clicked on Internet Explorer. Now I need to wait for it to load before I can close it.
My theory on Sesame Street: Sesame street is really a gang (the street looks like a ghetto and you never see anyone else but the characters), Elmo is a Blood. Cookie Monster is a Crypt(his cookies are filled with Marijuanna). Oscar is really a homless person that deals drugs. Big Bird is a Mob Boss.Snufflupagus(name sayz it all). And Gordon and all the real people are just stoned and all the puppets aren't really there.
those who said that used to listen to Josh Groban, do you enjoy Pavarotti? or maybe fond of Andrea Bocelli?
